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Ask someone how long dried beans take and they will say "all afternoon," and they are right about the wall clock and wrong about the thing that matters. Some of those minutes require you; most of them do not. A soak requires nothing but a bowl and patience. A simmer requires a lid and an occasional glance. Charging yourself for a two-hour simmer is like charging yourself for the time your laundry spends in the dryer.
The routine below comes from published university extension guidance rather than a single timed cooking session, because one person's Sunday afternoon is not reproducible and should not be the backbone of anyone's arithmetic.
North Dakota State University Extension publication FN1701, reviewed April 2024, lays out seven steps for using dry beans: inspect and remove broken beans or foreign material, rinse in cold water, soak, drain and rinse the soaked beans, cook, drain and rinse again immediately, then use them wherever a can would have gone. It puts the quick-soak boil at one to three minutes and the cooking at one to two hours.
Iowa State University Extension and Outreach, in guidance last modified in September 2026, is more specific about the bean we are pricing: a short soak of a two-to-three-minute boil followed by one to four hours standing covered, then a simmer of two hours for pinto beans, using ten cups of water for a one-pound bag.
Colorado State University Extension, reviewed in October 2025, describes the same quick soak as a three-minute boil followed by an hour off the heat, with stovetop cooking of about one to three hours. Three services, three review dates, and close agreement: the simmer sits in the one-to-three-hour band, and pinto beans land at or near two hours.
Splitting the minutes
Sorting the published routine into attended and unattended time gives this:
An honest caveat about that table: the step list and the soak and simmer durations are published and dated. The minute allocations for sorting, rinsing, draining, portioning and washing up are not — no extension service publishes them — so those are our estimates, built on a deliberately simple model of 32 minutes of fixed setup and cleanup plus 23 minutes per pound. If your kitchen runs faster or slower, the model is transparent enough to substitute your own clock, and the sensitivity table further down shows how much that would move things.
Elapsed time for one pound: three hours and fifty-five minutes. Attended time: fifty-five minutes. Those are the two clocks, and the distance between them is the whole argument.
Canned beans are not zero on either clock, incidentally. Opening, draining and rinsing three cans runs to a few minutes, which is small enough that leaving it out only makes the case against the pot slightly stronger than it deserves.